On a night out Tracy and Debb’s are walking home after clubbing.

As they’re walking home Debb’s says “Im dying for a pee”

“So am I” says Tracy “quick we can pop in the graveyard and do it behind the tombstones”

So they go into the grave yard to do their bizz suddenly Debb’s turns to Tracy and says -

“I’ve got nothing to wipe with!”

Tracy says “I’m gonna use my knickers and throw em away afterwards”

“I can’t do that!” says Debbs “they’re £80 a pair!!”

She has a look around and spots a fresh wreath and uses that.

Next morning they’re boyfriends ring each other’s mobiles

Debbie’s boyfriend says “mate we need to watch our girls, mine came home without any knickers on last night!”

Tracy’s boyfriend says”you think that’s bad, Trace rolled over this morning and had a card between her buttocks!”

Debbie’s boyfriend says “oh yeah!?”

Tracy’s boyfriend “Yeah, it says ‘we will never forget you – from all the lads at the fire station!!’ ”